I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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