He is an equal opportunity slut.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
My life is pants optional.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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