I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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