i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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