im gay
i know
yea but for you.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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