spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I could make wine with my vomit
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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