I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I want to have your abortion
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
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you're like a bully in the Christmas story
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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