Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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