I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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