Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Fuck appropriateness.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
