I am full of burrito and curiosity
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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