no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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