So gin and wine won't be happening again
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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