just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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