I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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