I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
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highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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