I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he fucked my hip out of place.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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