Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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