what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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