i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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