No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
There's always time for handjobs
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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