Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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