i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
