Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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