yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i think im in europe. pls send help
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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