I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
my poor anus
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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