You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm going to jail i love you
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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