My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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