your thong is hanging out like whoa
I cannot find my penis.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
That's when you crack a 10am beer
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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