We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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