Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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