I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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