just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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