...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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