They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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