you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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