whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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