Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my being single is dangerous.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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