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I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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