My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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