so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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