my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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