never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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