Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he fucked my hip out of place.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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