Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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