I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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