is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
