It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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