the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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