i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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