he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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