Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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