How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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