omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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