If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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