It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Randomize
